Which number is the funniest? ??

LAUGH OUT YOUR SORROW MY DEAR FRIENDS. 1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_ *Stress is when your wife is pregnant;* *Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant;* *Panic is when both are pregnant!*_😀😀😀 2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? *Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!*😀😀😀😀😀 3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential? *Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*😀😀😀😀😀 4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman; *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”* *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*😀😀😀😀😀 _5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*😀😀😀😀😀 6. Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?" *Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!* 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 7. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day. *Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*.


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