Remember how some people said the world was going to end on the 23rd of September? Well, just in case it happened indeed, Twitter user – @Rouvafe started a confession thread, where he asked people to confess their sins.
CONFESSION THREAD
The world is ending 2mrw, confess ur sins tonight & be free. Dear Mum, I'm sorry for all d money I borrowed from ur purse— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (@Rouvafe) September 22, 2017
The responses have been hilarious and we have curated our favorites. Enjoy, share.
The school (fees) confessions. It’s like everybody did this one
Daddy mi, I'm sorry, I actually didn't have an extra year in uni, I just needed more money from you and wanted to stay away from home longer
— Big Aunty (@madamDmadamm) September 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/shegz/status/911336688756166656
Dear dad, I'm sorry for sending bulk SMS to you about my department going to excursion, 94k. Without leaving the school vicinity.
— OLADEJI
(@OlaDhara) September 23, 2017
Daddy my hostel fee is not 40k it's 25k
My school fee is not 55k it's 14,500
Also there is nothing like docket fee— TheBlackGirl (@tonia_reuben) September 22, 2017
Incredible
Dear Amaka, the Gold Necklace I gave you 4 your birthday I was the one that stole it from your bag later – it belonged to my elder sister
— Yuri Awore♎ (@Yurickane) September 22, 2017
Dear Dad, I'm the one that used the condoms in your dressing robe that time & led to d fight with mom. Didn't see why y'all needed them.
— OuwaH (@UwaAiremen) September 23, 2017
Anytime me and my dad fights I use his toothbrush as toilet cleaner.
God forgive mehttp://pic.twitter.com/yUz8GB08oR
— Dami_kens
(@DamikensFwesh) September 22, 2017
The (unfortunate) house helps
Dear all our househelp(old ND new) , I'm sorry I had to put the blame on u everytime mumcy's money goes missing…. Ejo MI Ko,
— _lone_angel_ (@larejacobs) September 22, 2017
Dear mama, this is really tough for me buh…i guess i have to say it, i'm sorry for shagging all the househelps, we had… It was d devil
— ESHiN MAKANAKi (@Potterian2) September 23, 2017
LOOOL
dear secondary school teachers, you didn't misplace my scripts. I didn't even submit
— Teshi
(@teshiklopp) September 22, 2017
@TrayCee remember that your gown you were looking for with silver zip, I sold it to my friend
— TheBlackGirl (@tonia_reuben) September 22, 2017
Dad,anytime u send me to buy fuel, I usually subtract some litres
I know Na so Diezani start
— Ali N Simbi
(@MeetTheJesus) September 22, 2017
They had to bring Eazi in
Am a traitor… I listened to Mr eazi's EP again yesterday
— FOLLOW BACK (@iam_zuby) September 23, 2017
Lovefessions
Baby mi,
every time my dp on WhatsApp went blank I had blocked you so u won’t send me massages whiles I was with another girl & I blamed MTN
— James-STpatrick (@francis_akah) September 23, 2017
Dear Tinuke, I'm sorry for not accepting that pregnancy, I always knew it was mine. Hope you can forgive me
— Tweeter Active (@_Tweeteractive) September 22, 2017
Dear boyfriend, I'm sorry for all the female numbers I mistakenly erased from your cellphone.
— Oriaku
(@oriaku_evah1) September 22, 2017
Bae I'm sorry for saving your number as Pastor Daniel
— Sir Smiley (@sir_smileey) September 22, 2017
Dear Tokunbo, please forgive me for not loving you, my heart as always been with your beautiful sister n we even made love on ur bed.
http://pic.twitter.com/BsiKGQ46XQ
— kujore A. Michael (@omobakujore) September 22, 2017
I'm sorry my ex, I disvirgined your cousin
— Osudey™ (@smooth_osude) September 22, 2017
Dear Tina I don't know any Princess I just told u she was pregnant so you'll leave me alone. I was the one sending all those anonymous SMS's
— Eephanyi Samuel (@Openteethboy) September 23, 2017
The entire thread had us shook like this.
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