Maleka the ‘poop girl’
A twitter user, Makela from Toronto, Canada, has had a series of tweets go viral after she told the most improbable tale of how a date turned out.
According to her, she went to a date at a guy’s house, and felt like using the toilet during the dinner. After using it, the toilet would not flush; so naturally, she picked up the poop, wrapped it up and stuffed it into her purse.
After going back to the living room and getting cozy with the guy, he used the toilet, which flushed after his use. So she went back, dumped the poop back in, and flushed it.
The disgusting story soon went viral, with people retweeting and liking it all over. She defended herself to claims she made the whole thing up, and now says people refer to her as ‘poop girl’.
Wtf is wrong with people? Read her tweets below…
I have a story to tell. It is about my poop— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
So, yesterday I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
I am a confident, calm and self assured woman…so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Properly. So, of course, like any calm, confident, self assured woman. I panicked. And flushed it a million times, making everything worse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
I’d DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Alright, so now what? We are sitting there on his couch and kissing and all I can think of is the piece of poop in my purse— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
At this point, I text my sister for advice pic.twitter.com/lMeX55iiH4
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Try to flush the poop. So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
So that’s my story. A man, sat there telling me I’m the most amazing woman he’s ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
This is v embarrassing for me. But seriously: dont drink coffee before a date, its better to be sleepy than to have to hide poop in ur purse— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is ta.