John has never seen his friend Kenny looking so sad like this before and he hopes he can help with whatever is bothering him, but before he can ask, Kenny opens up
“My wife is planning to divorce me John! I mean she literally told me so herself”
“Wow! that is a big one Kenny… Hmmm!! but what could possibly be wrong? You guys have the best relationship, your wife is a lady anyone can die for, so what happened? I mean is there anything I can do help?”
“That is why I am so shocked and sad John. My wife has asked me several times before, to “Go Down On Her” and I have told her several times that it is against our African Tradition and not proper… and now it has gotten to the point of threatening me with Divorce if I don’t do it. Can you believe that”?
“Hold on Kenny, but has she gone “Down on you” before”?
“Of cause, so many times! but I never asked her to do it John, she just started it on her own and she…… ” John interrupted him before he could finish his sentence
“I hear you Kenny, but do you enjoy it whenever she does it”?
“What type of question are you asking me John, of cause I enjoy it very much”
“Okay now I know, I just want to be sure. So when is the marriage going to take place Kenny”?
“Which marriage are you talking about John? I am telling you about my marital problems and you talking about Marriage”
“You are a very funny guy Kenny! You just told me about your wife’s plans to divorce you, but after that do you think she will remain single forever? Of cause not! She will get married to another person and I am just asking you when, in case she has told you” ..Kenny is getting a bit angry now.
“What sort of stupid talk is that John, do you think this is a matter for Jokes?”
“There is absolutely nothing funny about what I said Kenny, because I am very serious! You just told me that you can’t Go down on your own Wife and she is planning to leave if you don’t start doing it”
“Hold on John, are you actually suggesting that I should put my Mouth on My Wife’s PRIVATES ?”
“But why on earth will I say or even suggest that Kenny? I was only asking if you guys talked about her next marriage when she leaves you” A bit confused now, Kenny shouted at John
“My Pastor has even Preached against..” before he finished his sentence, John cuts in again
“Now you are beginning to spill it out Kenny! …So it is your Pastor that is going to Marry her after she divorce you?” This got Kenny mad and if not for their friendship, he would have punched John on the face
“Are you stupid or what John? I mean are you deaf?… or you have simply not been following everything I have been saying. For crying out loud how could you say such a thing?”
“Kenny you are the one that is confused not me! You are the one that brought in your Pastor to this story, and since you are saying he dictates what goes on in your marital life..” Kenny Cuts in before he finished his sentence.
This is First Part 2, Please start from the first part Here = PART I
“I don’t know why you just can’t be straight instead of speaking in riddles John! And since when has it become normal for a man to use his mouth on a Woman’s PRIVATES ?”
“And my own question to you Kenny is this,… if you truly love your wife then why do you want her to marry your Pastor?” Without warning Kenny Grabbed John hard by the collar of his shirt ready to smash him on the floor
“Do not joke with my wife here John, because you won’t believe what I will do to you. If you cant help me out of this predicament, then why don’t you just keep your mouth shut before I destroy your face with my fists”
John released himself from Kenny’s grip and smiled “You keep confusing me Kenny, but I thought you just said it is against the African Tradition to enjoy your wife’s PRIVATES with your Mouth”
Kenny gave John a surprised look “Wow John! You used the word ENJOY, do you mean you have actually put your mouth on a Ladies PRIVATES before?”
“Not just using my mouth alone, I actually have a P.H.D. Degree in it! That is the very first thing I usually do and after satisfying my girl, then I get busy” Kenny’s mouth drops wide open looking at John as if he has seen a Ghost
“John! How on earth did you manage that?.. Your Mouth? You did not throw up? Just the thought of it can make me faint!”
“But when she was using her Mouth on you, you did not faint Kenny! Well just wait a bit more, maybe when she marries another guy then you might truly experience fainting. For crying out loud, what is there to throw up about something so Clean, Fresh and beautiful? Kenny you are still in the Analogue age while many has upgraded to this Digital age ” Kenny is very surprised hearing all these from John
“Now I know that you are not a good friend John! so you want me to do something that is forbidden? Something that is against our Tradition and Culture, and by the way which eyes am I going to use in looking at my Pastor after doing that?”
“Wrong again Kenny! I never asked you to do anything, I only wanted to know about your wife’s next marriage when she leaves you so I can attend. I can bet you only remember the African Tradition and Culture when it’s time for you to go down on your Wife, but not when she is using her mouth on you. As for your Pastor, I guess he usually invites you to his bedroom, so you can now boast of knowing what goes on inside his bedroom”…..