1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".
oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do
2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!
3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".
Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one
4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are.
5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.
6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio
and Justin bieber is my BFF7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.
8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really?
9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good.
10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible!.
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